The Bible, in Fifty Words



God Made


Adam Bit


Noah Arked


Abraham Split


Jacob Fooled


Joseph Ruled


Bush Talked


Moses Balked


Pharoah Plagued


People Walked


Sea Divided


Tablets Guided


Promise Landed


Saul Freaked


David Peaked


Prophets Warned


Jesus Born


God Walked


Love Talked


Anger Crucified


Hope Died


Love Rose


Spirit Flamed


Word Spread


God Remained