The Bible, in Fifty Words

God Made

Adam Bit

Noah Arked

Abraham Split

Jacob Fooled

Joseph Ruled

Bush Talked

Moses Balked

Pharoah Plagued

People Walked

Sea Divided

Tablets Guided

Promise Landed

Saul Freaked

David Peaked

Prophets Warned

Jesus Born

God Walked

Love Talked

Anger Crucified

Hope Died

Love Rose

Spirit Flamed

Word Spread

God Remained